ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

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that-one-homosexual:

melodramaticbetch:

AN INSTANT CLASSIC

PENIS

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

susemoji:

jrsmithfan:

Worlds most powerful baby

delete this

i hate this so much

f13nds:

j6:

can someone find that gif of that singer on stage and then it looks like they pooped out a canned chicken

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mecha-bun:

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

unamusedsloth:

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]

mountains-crumble:

grumpysalmon:

rubyssong:

grumpysalmon:

thefryingpan-dryingpan:

grumpysalmon:

vauxn:

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises…


Burning Man, 2014.

Burning Man, 2014.

brodieroset:

THIS EXACTLY THIS.

brodieroset:

THIS EXACTLY THIS.

tepitome:

Cake

twisted-transistorr:

paindemands-tob3-felt:

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

wrathiaa:

how dare you come into my house and disrespect my stuffed animals,