what do you call a really smart gay person
a homogenius
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
….
“no.”
Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
babies are so dumb
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
